FLAT TECHNICIANS phone BATTERY

FLAT TECHNICIANS BATTERY
Delivery drivers,plumbers,electricians,fitters,decoractors,engineers,window-cleaners all have one thing in common.They never show up when they are expected to or promise to
They give you their word they will call on you later to shift appointment or will disappear.alot of time is wasted by client yearly waiting for technicians to turn up.And if you mistakely pay 80 percent of the bill in advance to encourage them complete the work,you are invariable chase them away.please pay them in piece meal
You may well have wondered if there is a kind of conspiracy afoot that keep many diverse trade-folk from your home.There is no plot they just went around and been gathering customer only to be working them little by little disrupting their first client.
How to handle them:
ALWAYS put a call across every seconds why they are at anywhere that prevented them from coming,be a flesh on their skin.call them morning,afternoon evening.Next time they will report at your place early for they don’t want your trouble. Do not try to pay them upfront for you are encouraging them not to get your work done.rather pay them in bit

ATTRACTING ATTENTION

ATTRACTING ATTENTION
To many shop assistants and waiters,customers are nothing more than a very irritating interruption to a rather interesting book,novel or magazine.so unless you don’t mind spending five years or more standing around in shops,pubs,and restaurants waiting to be served,its up you to make them notice you.
This is how to do it;

IN RESTAURANTS:If the waiter won’t come to the customer,take the customer to the waiter.walk up to him slowly and comfidently and confront him with your order.The infringement of his territorial rights and public challenge against his professionalism will ginger him to attend to you,and with a bit of luck he won’t do it again.or alternatively you leave with every body there knowing that some one is leaving.if it’s the bill you are waiting for,get up and go.the waiter will meet you with it at the door.

IN SHOPS:Accidentally lean against a display of wares.if there is nothing to up set as in the case of a furniture showroom,sit down on the most expensive in the shop.when the manager comes to tell you off,tell him you have been waiting for century to be served that you were tired and thought you were going to faint.next time you visit such shop you will see that the result is clear like DVD

HOW TO RIG ANY POLITICAL ELECTION

HOW TO RIG ANY POLITICAL ELECTION
BALLOT BOX SNATCHING-FORMULA ONE
There are many format to rig political elections. Formula one involue how to snatch ballot box successfully,mafia start by buying weapons –guns especially before election day,make provision for soldier khaki uniform, seek the services of thugs ,then keep money in circulation.
On the very day of election equip the thugs with kharki uniform to make them look like real soldiers on security patrol monitoring the election, then when they arrived at a polling centre under your constiquency ,they should shoot guns sporadicly to the air to scare voters away.infact voters will fly. Then the electroral agents,the ballot papers,result sheet,ballot boxes etc is taken to a hiden place already prepare for the purpose, where persons are on hand to thumb print in favour of the candidate of your choice or for you.The returning electroral officer is then spoilt with cash to reture the results.Not to mention you have to drive them to the final collation centre safely.

A Pregnant Woman Cannot Deny She Did Not Have Sex

From beautiful Ladies like Alicia keys,Rahana,Jenifer Lopez to Adesuwa,Erica and my lovely sisters they are always shy to boast about their sexual life.For instance guys can discuss their sexual fantacies in public and among friends,but 85percent of ladies cannot.Infact not until they are caught red-handed in the act they would deny not having sex,even if they were just through with one session.
But a pregnant woman can not deceived us , In a pregnant woman you will know that 1+1=3, is all over her.Atimes when I look at them I just smile and I say yes. That I don’t do it , I don’t want it,Shakara , forming,and leave me alone is over.Another thing is that they implicate their husband with it.imagine a pastor who preach so much that you would think they don’t ride bicycle,but their prengnant wife do bring their legs out. Or like President obama that form I don’t have time,my time is for America ,when his wife gets pregnanaant you know his time arent for AMERICA I hope you pick the code.They do and clean mouth but my pregnant woman expose them all. Lets live it here